Our AI Says: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Discovered Behind Elias Calles Now Accepting BBVA Deposits
Archaeologists in Todos Santos have unearthed what appears to be an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles. In a surprising development, BBVA announced it would open a temporary branch at the dig site, offering 'retroactive crypto-to-peso conversions' and rumored discounts on OXXO Prime memberships for early investors.