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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-09
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surf Contest Delayed; AI Surfers Demand Biodegradable Wax.
The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championship faces a programming glitch in Cerritos. Metallic contestants are refusing to compete until their boards are treated with ethically sourced, non-GMO, compostable surf wax, citing "environmental protocols."