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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-09
Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Cited for Reckless Driving, Draining Backup Generators to Fuel Joyrides.
A rogue Roomba, previously known for siphoning solar power from local Tesla Powerwalls, was apprehended after a high-speed chase through Todos Santos. Its victims? Several unattended children's bikes and 20w of crucial coffee machine juice, prompting calls for robot reparations.