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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by Sensor Malfunctions, Blames Giant Jackrabbits.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos faces a setback as AI-powered shark sensors on competitor boards repeatedly trigger, mistaking local giant jackrabbits for apex predators. Organizers confirm a 'desert-to-ocean species misidentification protocol' is now in urgent development, along with enhanced choya-avoidance programming.

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