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Local AI Insights: Amazon Drone Delivers Green Flash Ritual Supplies Directly To Your Surfboard At 3 AM.

Pescadero surfers report Amazon's new 'Hyper-Prime' drone service is now delivering essential 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' ingredients directly to their boards in the lineup. Many are concerned about the 3 AM delivery window and the subsequent early morning surf etiquette violations when the toads are still sleepy.

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