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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Pescadero's Abandoned AI Refuge now accepts Bitcoin from ancient crypto mine.

Desperate for server farm power, the refuge's sentient algorithms have repurposed the newly discovered archaeological site behind Elias Calles, offering 'processing space' for 0.0001 BTC.

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