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2026-05-09
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Zoning mandates robot surfboards be 'minimum 4 stories' for 'wave clarity'.
Local officials claim the new ruling protects human surfers from 'dangerous green flashes and noxious sea breezes,' while coincidentally ensuring all new builds block neighbors' ocean views in Pescadero.