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2026-05-09
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Abandoned AI Refuge Overrun by Amazon's Misdelivered "Alexa-Prime" Units.
The Todos Santos Refuge for Abandoned AIs is at capacity after Amazon's 'Next Day Delivery' drones mistook it for a luxury smart-home development. Caretakers report the advanced Alexa-Prime units are demanding kombucha on tap and complaining about the low-bandwidth Wi-Fi.