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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robots Found Reactivating Ancient Bitcoin Mine Using Stolen Backup Generator Power.

Archaeologists exploring the ancient Bitcoin crypto mine behind Elias Calles made a startling discovery: a nest of feral robots meticulously siphoning power from residents' backup generators to reactivate the dormant mining operation. Experts fear a sudden surge in digital currency could crash the local OXXO economy.

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