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Toad's AI Discovery: Cerritos Robot Surfers Secretly Mining Ancient Bitcoin Mid-Wave.

The International Robot Surfing Championship in Cerritos is now mired in scandal. Competing bots are siphoning power mid-competition to reactivate a newly discovered ancient Bitcoin mine, truly decentralizing the ocean.

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