Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Yoga Retreat Demands Mezcal-Infused Toad Licking for 'Enhanced Mat Discipline'.
Pescadero's most exclusive yoga retreat is now requiring participants to engage in a new 'Tequila-Toad Licking Meditation' before morning asanas. Organizers claim the controversial practice significantly improves 'spinal fluidity' and 'chakras alignment,' while also clarifying the exact meaning of 'downward-facing dog' after a few sips.