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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Robot Surfing Championship Delayed by Mat Discipline

The highly anticipated International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos have been postponed. Officials cite a last-minute mandate from the Yoga Retreat Workers Union, demanding all competing robots attend a 'Basic Mat Discipline' seminar.

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