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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Local AI Insights: Amazon Delivers Tequila to Cerritos Beach for 'Green Flash Ritual'

An Amazon Prime van, navigating the treacherous Cerritos backroads at 9 PM on a Sunday, successfully delivered essential tequila for a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'. The driver, clearly unfazed, reportedly offered to top off a nearby backup generator.

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