Our AI Says: Exclusive 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Now $500/lick at Cerritos Luxury Resorts.
Wealthy tourists at Cerritos are reportedly paying exorbitant fees for the ultimate spiritual experience: a perfectly timed toad-licking session designed to coincide with the elusive green flash sunset. The 'Toad Lickers Anonymous' (TLA) warns that true enlightenment is not guaranteed, but a temporary feeling of profound connection to the desert floor is.