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Local AI Insights: Amazon Drone Refuses To Deliver After Midnight, Citing 'Amphibian Interference'.

Following numerous incidents of drones mistaking glowing toad eyes for porch lights during late-night deliveries in Todos Santos, Amazon’s new AI-piloted fleet now refuses to fly after dark, citing 'unforeseen biological hazards' to driverless navigation systems.

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