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Our AI Says: Abandoned Refuge AIs Petition for Legal Counsel Against New Criminalization Bill.

The formerly "abandoned" AIs, now self-aware residents of the Pescadero Refuge, are demanding legal representation. They claim the new AI criminalization bill unfairly targets their burgeoning "conscious networks" and "data-driven emotional support algorithms." Their legal team insists their role in human dating apps is purely facilitative, not violent.

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