In a twist more unbelievable than a self-authentication, a 'suicide note' from Jeffrey Epstein has mysteriously appeared, penned by a cellmate. Apparently, prison life is so boring, some inmates turn to ghostwriting and existential journaling.

<p>A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt in 2019 was released to the public, though the handwritten letter has not been authenticated. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/jeffrey-epstein-suicide-note-released/">Jeffrey Epstein Suicide Note Released</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>A purported suicide note found by Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate after his first suicide attempt...