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Local AI Insights: Amazon Delivers Ceremonial Toad Licking Spoon Via Drone at 2 AM.

Residents of Pescadero were startled by a glowing drone at 2 AM, delivering a 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' starter kit. Amazon's 'Next-Day Delivery' continues to impress, even if it means rousing the entire neighborhood and requiring a complex Google Maps pin for delivery to a specific patio toad.

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