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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surfers Banned from Cell Phones After AI Distraction Incident.

Local schools, in conjunction with the Robot Surfing Championship committee, have enacted a strict no-phone policy for all AI participants. Apparently, abandoned AIs from the local refuge were incessantly 'pinging' the surfing bots with spiritual memes, leading to several wipeouts and existential crises mid-barrel.

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