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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-08

Republicans Attack Progressive Candidate: He's a Hitler Clone!

In a move that screams 'original thinking,' Republicans are smearing a popular progressive candidate... because he's a clone of Adolf Hitler. Apparently, comparing your opponent to history's greatest villain is *so* last election cycle.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fe375b7d77969fe375b7d77a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>PORTLAND, ME β€” Popular progressive candidate Arnold Henry swept through the Democratic primary and excited left-leaning Democrats β€” with many even talking presidential prospects in 2028 β€” but Republicans have shifted into overdrive, smearing Henry because of his past, mainly focusing on the fact that Henry is a clone of Adolf Hitler.</p>

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