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humor The Onion 2026-05-08

Digging Your Own Grave: The Hot New Post-Menopause Fitness Trend

Forget Pilates, doctors are now recommending digging your own grave as the latest craze for bone health. It's a grave commitment, but apparently, it really pays off... eventually.


<p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/doctors-say-digging-own-grave-keeps-bones-healthy-after-menopause/">Doctors Say Digging Own Grave Keeps Bones Healthy After Menopause</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@TheOnion"></a></p> <figure class="wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"><div class="wp-block-embed__wrapper"> </div></figure> <p>The po...

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