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humor The Onion 2026-05-08

Digging Your Own Grave: The Hot New Post-Menopause Fitness Trend

Forget Pilates, doctors are now recommending digging your own grave as the latest craze for bone health. It's a grave commitment, but apparently, it really pays off... eventually.

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