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humor El Deforma 2026-05-08

Hantavirus Scare Bans Caló's "El Crucero" Song, Blaming it for Cruise Addiction

Health authorities are now blaming the 90s hit 'El Crucero' by Caló for a hantavirus outbreak, claiming the song makes people too eager to book cruises. Spotify has even added a warning that listening might cause 'mouse-borne' fantasies.

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