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humor El Deforma 2026-05-08

Hantavirus Scare Bans Caló's "El Crucero" Song, Blaming it for Cruise Addiction

Health authorities are now blaming the 90s hit 'El Crucero' by Caló for a hantavirus outbreak, claiming the song makes people too eager to book cruises. Spotify has even added a warning that listening might cause 'mouse-borne' fantasies.


"Puede que ahí haya comenzado todo", declaró la OMS <h2 style="text-align: center;">&#8220;Puede que ahí haya comenzado todo&#8221;, declaró la OMS</h2> <p>Cabina del Capitán.- Autoridades sanitarias emitieron una alerta preventiva tras detectar un incremento en casos de hantavirus, situación que ya provocó las primeras medidas extremas por parte del gobierno: la prohibición temporal de la canción <em>“El Crucero”</em> del grupo Caló.</p> <p>Esto ocurre <del>ante </del><del>la necesidad de la OM...

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