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humor El Deforma 2026-05-08

FIFA Declares Shakira Perpetual World Cup Host; Future Songs Already Written

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, FIFA has crowned Shakira the eternal hostess of all World Cups, tasking her with creating new anthems indefinitely. Apparently, her hips don't lie, but they might just make referees dance and win awards for rhythm.


Ya tiene listos los temas de los próximos 5 mundiales <h2 style="text-align: center;">Ya tiene listos los temas de los próximos 5 mundiales</h2> <p><strong>Zúrich Barranquillero.- </strong>En algo que ya se veía venir, la FIFA declaró a la cantante Shakira como anfitriona perpetua de todos los Mundiales de fútbol, comisionándola a hacer una canción para cada torneo, de aquí hasta que el evento siga siendo redituable.</p> <p>&#8220;<em>Después de analizar cuidadosamente la influencia cultural, el...

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