After years of speculation, Uncle Sam finally fessed up about UFOs. Apparently, they're real, but no word yet on whether they know where my car is parked.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fe32327b8a669fe32327b8a7.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>In a long-anticipated move, the U.S. government finally released a trove of previously classified files about UFOs and the search for extraterrestrial life.</p>