In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted, Democrats found their plans to retake Congress once again foiled by the inconvenient presence of, you guessed it, laws. Apparently, governing requires more than just wishing really hard.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fe37bcf04dc69fe37bcf04dd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Frustrated members of the Democratic Party expressed exasperation today, as their effort to retake control of the United States Congress was once again thwarted by the existence of laws.</p>