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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-08
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Membership Now Requires Advanced Yoga Poses for 'Express Fueling Lane' Access.
Oxxo's new 'Prime' program in Todos Santos promises a dedicated gas pump lane, but locals report members must first successfully hold a Warrior II pose for 30 seconds before fueling. Disgruntled yoga instructors and confused wandering cows are reportedly filing formal complaints with corporate.