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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-08

Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Drone Delivery Requires Generator-Powered Surfboard QR Code.

Oxxo's new "Prime" membership promises exclusive drone munchie delivery to Cerritos, but fine print reveals a catch: surfers must ensure their backup generators are fully charged to power the surfboard-mounted QR code scanner for billing, leading to unexpected CFE-induced hunger strikes.

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