In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump held a press conference to reveal to Mark Hamill that he is, in fact, his father. One can only imagine the existential dread in the actor's eyes as he grappled with this deeply troubling, albeit completely fabricated, revelation.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69fe0b407534869fe0b4075349.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor Mark Hamill, revealing that he was, in reality, the actor's father.</p>