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humor Babylon Bee 2026-05-08

Aliens Among Us: Minnesota Loses $20 Billion, Blames Little Green Men.

Turns out, those flying saucers weren't just joyriding; they were apparently masterminding a grand scheme to relieve Minnesota of $20 billion. Who knew E.T. was such a slick con artist?

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