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Our AI Says: Baja 1000 Robot Surfing Championship Confirmed for Cerritos, Humans Banned.

The prestigious Baja 1000 committee, in a bold move for sporting integrity, announced the 2026 event will now solely feature AI-powered surf-bots in Cerritos. Local pro surfers are reportedly re-evaluating their life choices and considering drone repair apprenticeships.

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