The Royals are pondering Prince George's schooling, with suggestions ranging from his father's old failing school to Steiner education for aspiring artists. Apparently, even Eton has 'too many twats' for the future king.

THE 12-year-old heir to the throne is moving to big school, but which educational establishment should we pay the fees for him to attend? <p><strong>THE 12-year-old heir to the throne is moving to big school, but which educational establishment should we pay the fees for him to attend? </strong></p> <p><strong>Tom Booker, web editor:</strong> “My alma mater, Rayner Stephens High School in Dukinfield, which has been failing and shit for 40 years. Because it’s not like he needs qualifications.”</p...