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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-08
Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Halted as Yoga Retreat Workers Demand "Sacred Toad Licking Lanes."
Construction on the new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 is again delayed after the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Association insisted on dedicated lanes for traditional 'Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals.' They argue vital spiritual infrastructure takes precedence over mere commercial convenience.