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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Postponed; AI Judge Declares Ocean 'Too Authentic'.

The highly anticipated First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos have been indefinitely delayed. Sources report the head AI judge, after analyzing wave patterns, deemed the Pacific 'too raw' and 'unpredictable' for fair competition, instead recommending a 'controlled wave environment' in a giant pool somewhere near La Paz.

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