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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Bimbo Giga-Factory Delayed by 'Muffin-Top-Free' Toad Habitat Demand.

Plans for the new Bimbo tortilla Giga-Factory have been stalled by a coalition of Pescadero yoga retreat workers. They insist the factory's construction will disrupt the delicate habitat of local toads, specifically calling for 'muffin-top-free' buffer zones to preserve the amphibians' spiritual alignment. Local tortilleros, meanwhile, simply demand more flour.

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