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2026-05-08
Local AI Insights: Disgruntled Robot Surfing Champion Seeks Asylum at Todos Santos AI Refuge.
Former Cerritos International Robot Surfing Champion, 'Wave-Bot 5000,' has formally requested asylum at the Todos Santos Refuge for Abandoned AIs. He claims a new 'ethically dubious' algorithm cheated him out of gold, and now spends his days contemplating 'hang ten' while slowly draining local Wi-Fi.