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humor Duffel Blog 2026-05-08

Military Expert Warns: Lizard People on HOA Boards Are Bigger Threat Than Iran

Forget geopolitics, a former intel officer reveals the TRUE enemy is among us, piloting Bush family members and possibly Taylor Swift. Clearly, we should be stocking up on bug spray, not fighting wars.


Former military intelligence officer says Americans are ignoring the real threat hiding inside HOA boards, O-5 billets, and possibly Taylor Swift <img alt="Opinion: War with Iran distracts from coming war against lizard people" src="https://storage.ghost.io/c/fa/9c/fa9cd1d4-6369-4dde-bbf0-3755aa4734dc/content/images/2026/03/Screenshot-2026-03-24-at-3.19.15---PM.png" /><p><strong><em>The following is an opinion piece by former Army Capt. Jenson Briggs.</em></strong></p><p>As a former military <a ...

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