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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-08

British PM: 'I Hate You All Just As Much As You Hate Me!'

In a display of shocking candor, the Prime Minister confirms the electorate's loathing is delightfully mutual. Voters are thrilled to learn their leader thinks they're 'twats' and is only continuing out of spite.


THE prime minister has assured Britain’s voters that the loathing is entirely mutual. <p><strong>THE prime minister has assured Britain’s voters that the loathing is entirely mutual. </strong></p> <p>Keir Starmer has looked at council election results and a likely wipeout for Labour in Scotland and Wales and seen in them the mirror of his own detestation.</p> <p>He said: “You hate me just as much as I hate you, then. Honestly that’s comforting to know. I was beginning to feel like I was a bad pe...

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