A TikTokker seeking viral fame decided to speedrun a Scientology building, only to barge in on Xenu, the galactic ruler, mid-bath. Apparently, seeing the Supreme Ruler naked is significantly more terrifying than any earthly prank, leading to auditory hallucinations and existential dread.

<p>LOS ANGELES—Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. “Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/church-of-scientology-speedrunner-screams-after-barging-in-on-xenu-taking-bath/">Church Of Sci...