Hantavirus Advice: How to Avoid It by Having Sex with Rats and Avoiding Vaccines.
Concerned about Hantavirus? The sensible advice includes having another lockdown, forgoing intimate relations with rodents, and becoming an anti-vaxxer to 'LARP' an exciting conspiracy. Apparently, the best defense against deadly viruses is to embrace mediocrity and maybe sing Happy Birthday twice.
<span style="font-weight: 400;">ARE you worried about contracting hantavirus? You should be, because it’s tiny and could be hiding anywhere. Stay safe by taking the following sensible precautions.</span> <p><strong>ARE you worried about contracting hantavirus? You should be, because it’s tiny and could be hiding anywhere. Stay safe by taking the following sensible precautions.</strong></p> <p><b>Have another lockdown</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Now is the perfect time to relive th...