Animal Kingdom Gifts David Attenborough a Birthday Stripper (Gorilla Included!)
In a gesture that truly proves the animal kingdom has a sense of humor, Sir David Attenborough is set to receive a 100th birthday strippergram from the entire planet. Apparently, a mountain gorilla will deliver the 'saucy' performance, proving that even apex predators can appreciate a good lapdance, especially when the recipient is 'ancient.'
<span style="font-weight: 400;">THE animal kingdom have clubbed together to get Sir David Attenborough a birthday greeting performed by a stripper, they have revealed.Β </span> <p><strong>THE animal kingdom have clubbed together to get Sir David Attenborough a birthday greeting performed by a stripper, they have revealed.Β </strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The saucy 100th birthday present from all the species on the planet will be gifted to him during his Royal Albert Hall celebrati...