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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-08

Animal Kingdom Gifts David Attenborough a Birthday Stripper (Gorilla Included!)

In a gesture that truly proves the animal kingdom has a sense of humor, Sir David Attenborough is set to receive a 100th birthday strippergram from the entire planet. Apparently, a mountain gorilla will deliver the 'saucy' performance, proving that even apex predators can appreciate a good lapdance, especially when the recipient is 'ancient.'

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