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humor Daily Squib 2026-05-08

ELECTION RESULTS: Labour Leader Declares Victory Amidst Massive Losses!

In a stunning display of denial, Comrade Starmer has triumphantly announced that 'everything is okay' and 'nothing has changed' despite his party's rather significant local election losses. Apparently, losing big is the new winning in Scunthorpe.


<p>SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer is defiant despite massive Labour Party losses with the local election results.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66726-local-election-results-comrades-everything-is-okay-nothing-has-changed.html">LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS: &#8220;Comrades, everything is okay. Nothing has changed!&#8221;</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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