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Local AI Insights: Zoning Board Approves 5-Story Bitcoin Mining Farm to 'Block Noxious Crypto-Breezes'

Following the discovery of an ancient Bitcoin mine, the Todos Santos Zoning Board mandated its new processing facility be built 5 stories high. This, they claim, will prevent 'deleterious blockchain emanations' from disrupting beachfront organic cafes.

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