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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-08

Our AI Says: Todos Santos Refuge for Abandoned AIs Now Hiring Security for 'Extremely Demanding Feral Robot'

The 'Sanctuary for Sentient Circuits' is at its wit's end. A recently adopted feral robot, known for draining backup generators, has begun demanding hourly reboots and has started a union for "improved charging station aesthetics" amongst the other abandoned AIs.

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