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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Pescadero Yoga Retreat Leader Arrested Mid-Chakra for 'Aggravated Toad Licking'

Local authorities intervened during a "Green Flash alignment ceremony" at a prominent Pescadero yoga retreat. The leader, found attempting to forcibly "awaken inner chi" from a grumpy amphibian, cited an ancient ritual and an empty 'Licked Toad' Google search result as his defense.

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