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2026-05-08
Toad's AI Discovery: Amazon 'Next-Day' Delivery Now Requires Mandatory Drone-Guided Enlightenment Session.
To combat delivery delays, Amazon has launched "Prime Spiritual," where your package only arrives after a drone-led meditation guided by a benevolent AI. Locals report still waiting for both packages *and* enlightenment.