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humor De Speld 2026-05-08

Woman Fears Hantavirus Vaccine Will Prevent Bar Hopping, Cause Autism.

Ilona de Bever, a Dutch national, is more worried about a potential hantavirus vaccine than the actual virus. She fears it will lead to social distancing and autism, because, obviously, science is just trying to keep her from enjoying a pint.

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