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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Blamed for All CFE Outages Since 2017.

A newly unearthed, millennia-old crypto mine near Elias Calles is siphoning off vast amounts of energy, CFE reports. Experts believe the 'pre-Columbian blockchain' is likely responsible for every major power outage in Todos Santos since 2017.

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