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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-08

Toad's AI Discovery: Yoga Workers Demand Oxxo Prime Lane for Toll Road, Citing Toad Needs

The proposed Cerritos toll road is once again delayed as the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) demands an "Oxxo Prime Emergency Lane." They claim it's vital for delivering backup generator fuel directly to toads whose meditative states are disrupted by power outages.

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