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Toad's AI Discovery: Robot Surfers Demand AI-Shark Sensor Hazard Pay for Cerritos Tourney

Ahead of the Cerritos International Robot Surfing Championships, AI-powered android competitors are striking. They demand "hazard pay" for any 'bot equipped with a Shark Proximity Sensor, citing "emotional distress from constant apex predator alerts."

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