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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: OXXO Prime Now Required for Surfboard QR Drone Deliveries.

Munchies drone delivery, citing an 'unprecedented demand for late-night organic kale smoothies,' now mandates an OXXO Prime membership for all surfboard QR code billing. Surfers report longer wait times for basic necessities while Prime members receive priority, single-pump access to their desired goods.

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